Thursday, April 23, 2009

How to:

This past week, Tommy had to make an instruction book at school. Here it is:

How to Annoy Your Dad

First, find a hat. Put it on slanted. Then you show your dad.

Next, go to your dad and say "sqweemlesh" about 5 times.
Then, say, "Hey dad, I just texted you!"
Last, say, "Hey dad, I gots a toy and I likes to plays with it's!" Then he will get mad at you!

I'm thinking that we are witnessing the beginning talents of the next Pulitzer?


♫ Spasm ♫ said...


Erika said...

That is so funny! I HATE the crooked hat thing too. The rest is interesting... has he said all that to Zack or is it completely random?

Amber said...

All four boys know that the "gangsta" crap drives him nuts - they do their best to see him flip out ;)

Shelley Eggett said...

That cracks me up

Jessica said...

What a smarty pants he is going-sta be.

Zack said...

Yeah, I particularly appreciate it. A lot of times I'll come into a room where the kids are all of a sudden extremely quiet and I can tell it's one of those "let's wait and see what Dad does" things, and sure enough--at least one of them has their hat turned sideways just to get a rise out of me. I jokingly threaten them with grounding them after that, but maybe I ought to start following through with those threats.