Sunday, November 23, 2008

Extra Nutrition?

I am so bad.

Last night during the football game, I was making pizza. As I took it out of the oven, the flimsy tray it was on bent in half. Thank you, Papa Murphy's.
As it bent in half, it burned the back of two of my fingers, slithered down the front of the cabinets and onto the floor. Well, at least the cheesy part did.

I was so mad. I knew I had to act fast, didn't this apply for the 10 second rule? After I yelled at the darn thing, Zack and I quickly picked up the glob of goo and did the unthinkable.

We put it back on the crust.

We then mushed it around to cover the entire pizza. It ended up looking like someone barfed pizza all over it. Yummy. What the kids don't know, right?

On the bright side, the kitchen floor had been cleaned that day, a miracle in and of itself. Plus, we can think of it as just trying to strengthen our children. You know - whatever doesn't hurt them just makes them stronger.

No?

10 comments:

Shelley Eggett said...

The real questions to be asked here is DID YOU EAT IT? If not, then yes you probably are bad :)

Amber said...

I didn't. My gourmet veggie pizza turned out soooo good!

Zack Church said...

Um... I actually did eat some of the "floor pizza". I had to eat something to get the taste of disgust out of my mouth after watching my Cougars lose to the stinkin' Utes (even if that "something" had a few unexpected extra toppings on it). Grrr...

Heath and Jessica said...

If you make food over the campfire, worse stuff probably gets in it. At least your floor was clean. I have done things like that before & never been sick because of it!

Tricia said...

Good for the immune system!

Jess said...

Hilarious! Yes, I would feed the kids pizza & then just get something else to eat. haha. It also goes to show you that once you clean something it just HAS to get dirty right away! Right?!

Erika said...

I love their veggie pizza!

This story still isn't as gross as you sneezing on that cake you made in CA... I sure was glad I'd already gotten my piece!

Laurie Meredith said...

I'll admit it, I've done the same thing, but I fed it to Mike without him knowing it had fallen on the floor and then told him later. I couldn't let a whole pizza go to waste!

Haylee Mecham said...

I probably would have done the same thing. No worries. Can't be too much of a clean freak.

SkyTang said...

I did that with a cake once...